wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

iPad Spinner

A type of cashier who’s biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”

The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose either a 20%, 25%, and 30% tip.

by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

iPad Spinner

A type of cashier whose biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”

The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose between a 20%, 25%, or 30% tip.

by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

gods fidget spinner

another word for a hurricane

sh*t were getting hit with another one of {gods fidget spinner}

by squanjo September 19, 2017

jewish fidget spinner

Its a dreidel

Jewish Fidget spinner Its a Dreidel
Want to do some jewish fighet spinning?
Yeah nothing like combining religion and gambling!

by Juan "Manny" Goes April 21, 2018

Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018