sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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hand sneeze

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!
by Artie Chokes November 25, 2021
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 02, 2022
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 02, 2022
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Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.
European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
by DarkestVoids April 01, 2021
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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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