Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

Smooth

Jack Harlow

jack harlow is smooth

by BizzarrelyOnAll July 25, 2022

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

Smooth June

A name usually given to incredibly intelligent, beautiful,funny and all round awesome women. A June is usually very talented and outgoing.

Smooth June 😅🤪

by smooth June March 31, 2019

Smooth

No matter how rough somebody tries to look or convince people they are, if they've never spilled any condiments on their clothes, they're a little too smooth and charming to trust, and their definition of human spirit is bullshit.

The smooth guy/girl made many public appearances at parties or on tv shows, but never wearing any of their food.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2019