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Smooth Jazz

Instrumental pop music that gives jazz a bad name. Only referred to as jazz because many of the people that play it are saxophone players, and as soon as something is played on a saxophone, you can automatically sell it as "jazz" to the general public because many people can't tell the difference. They simply hear something played on a saxophone and automatically categorize it as jazz.

Real jazz, on the other hand, involves things like walking bass lines, swinging rhythms, and a lot of improvisation. There are a huge amount of sub-genres in jazz: traditional jazz, swing, bebop, hard bop, cool jazz, Latin jazz, soul jazz, gypsy jazz, etc.
Person 1: I play saxophone. Most of the stuff I play is jazz.
Person 2: Oh, you mean smooth jazz, like Kenny G?
Person 1: NO! I mean real jazz, like Charlie Parker, Lester Young, John Coltrane, and Wayne Shorter.
by Satirical Poet March 1, 2015
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Cincinnati Smoothie

A combination of piping hot semen and any organic fruit juice, well shaken, with the consistancy of a yogurt smoothie.
Jack was shocked to discover that his protein shake had been replaced with a Cincinnati Smoothie.
by P-nasty the Chuta April 5, 2010
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Smoltz

-Basically can be used to describe any object.

-Slang for smoltz
"Hey man, pass me the smoltz"


"Honey, you have some smoltz on your forehead"


"Are you hot, put some smoltz on it."


"Holy smoltz"
by casey79westfalia February 23, 2009
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pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.
by rahess March 27, 2008
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smoothe

a humble person who likes to take life easy but is willing to work for the things they want most in life
smoothe if ya want it come and get it but dont expect me to come running for someone i dont even like
by joek July 21, 2008
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smoothies

A term started in the bay area, san francisco to be exact. It refers to somethin be cool,smooth, or good.
How was your day today?

It was smoothies bra !
by ERRRICA February 11, 2009
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Smooth Fuck

a girl that is turned on easily
a slut or chick that loves to fuck
that girl is such a smooth fuck. as soon as you touch her, she is wet.
by TempHac32 August 18, 2010
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