Plee Smoof

What blonde girls say when they are attempting to be cute, but are really too tired to enunciate

Plee smoof so I can go to bed.

by i poop rainbows December 17, 2011

teffle smoof

When you have to crap so badly that you end up having some really bad diarrhea that sticks to your clothes all day.

"I didn't make it so I ending up having to teffle smoof my self..."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

Social Scofflaw

Someone who flouts social conventions to gain information from people and then uses the information maliciously.

Luke: She found out that Larry had a few drinks at lunch then told his boss like the social scofflaw she is.

by nighthawk1337 April 12, 2017

The smuffleton

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021

ms scoffie

The best teacher ever and loves to eat wieners and buttholes and eats baguettes daily. Oui oui. Also eats little wieners for dinner lunch and breakfast

I’m totally gonna ms scoffie tonight

by Fart kicker butthole May 31, 2022

Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024