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Slothed

DAMN what did you put in that joint! Im slothed
by Tylerabomination February 21, 2022
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Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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sloth juice

a drink that makes you feel like time has become so slow. Aka lean
yo bro got any of that sloth juice life is too fast.
by DEVGRUGaming May 16, 2023
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sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.
by plato! August 6, 2024
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Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure
"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"
by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
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