Since yawning has been proven contagious, the Sleeping Giant is both a pleasurable and scientifically correct experience.
The Sleeping Giant, is when you Yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. You wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. Now, seize the moment, and insert your penis into her drowsy wonder cave (Mouth). With your penis now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a Sleeping Giant, literally.
-Also known in the Asian community, as "Yawning Dragon, angry Egg roll."
The Sleeping Giant, is when you Yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. You wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. Now, seize the moment, and insert your penis into her drowsy wonder cave (Mouth). With your penis now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a Sleeping Giant, literally.
-Also known in the Asian community, as "Yawning Dragon, angry Egg roll."
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