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the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous
"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"
by malllllllllll June 23, 2006
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Song Bird

A song bird is an entirely white bird known for its disctinct voice, "singing," during the breeding season. A song bird is different than any other bird because it is the females who looked for their mates and sing the tunes that make the males fly for miles to mate. For the urbanites, A song bird is any hot chick whose slightest whisper can make guys go berserk to get a glimpse of her.
Dude 1: Dude! She's laughing.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: The girl next door
Dude 2: WTF! You can hear her from here?
Dude 1: She's a song bird
by BookOfAnarchy August 11, 2011
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a segment of lyrics from justin timberlakes song, "rock your body." the famous last words said before ripping off janet jacksons boob cover at the superbowl
In rock ur body, one lyric is, "gonna have u naked by the end of this song"
by amanda February 2, 2004
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i love this song

when someone gets what they deserve
person 1: did you hear that the racist next door got arrested?
person 2: i love this song!
by gsm-jenta March 11, 2018
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the penis song

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005
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songaz

1. a huge tool
2. adj. does as he is told without thinking
3. coloq. "what a tool!"
4. a human instrument
dam i need a songaz for this job
by someone March 26, 2004
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