Sirzyon

A funny guy with a big fan base and is really good at playing drums. Loves attention, meeting new people, talking to people, and your mom

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by Sirzyon November 15, 2021

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Sizzurp chugger

A sizzurp chugger is one who chugs the lean even though he knows what happened to big moe back in ‘07. He knows that it’s impossible for sizzurp to survive in an environment that’s not a styrofoam cup and the proper amount of jolly ranchers needed in the codeine . He’s a big barre baby and a purple drank master. But the lean will inevitably take his life as it’s prophesied in moeilations 1:11.

(Ryan and Hayden visit tommys grave after his death and talk to him through a ouija board)

Ryan: yo my dawg Tommy what’s up my boy I saw you trying to chug that sizzurp

Tommy: yes because I didn’t listen to Moeilations 1:11 “thou that chugs thy sizzurp will experience more then the expected mild euphoria, thou shall experience death”

Hayden: Tommy you were such a sizzurp chugger! I’m happy you’re dead

Tommy: please forgive me so that my soul can rest in peace, I only have more day till I’m sent till he’ll for all of eternity unless I’m forgiven

Hayden: No

Ryan: come on Hayden he deserves forgiveness he’s knows he did wrong and paid the price

Hayden: No he’s a Sizzurp chugger he deserves eternal suffering

Ryan: yeah you prob right let’s go

Tommy: I am a baby

(Hayden and Ryan consume the proper amount of purple drank for the rest of their long, happy lives while tommy is sent to hell to suffer for all eternity)

by Hot dog tommy October 23, 2022

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