sideways

An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."

by blank April 23, 2003

sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

by darby January 25, 2004

sideways melvin

Where you are sliding on your slider/longboard, and you flip out like a ninja and bust the tightest trick ever

Daniel m. doing a sideways melvin

by dmac504 October 7, 2007

Sideways Mong

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.

Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

piss pushed sideways

When a person is in a angered state of confusion

When Judy was struggling to open up her Christmas gift, she was piss pushed sideways.

by Judy C. January 11, 2012

sidewalk gypsies

people who take up the streets and sidewalks by walking around, usually in an annoying way

Don't ever go to Times Square in NYC or you'll be pummeled by sidewalk gypsies.

by MrsBattes May 21, 2007

Sidewards

Unexpected change in direction of progression in life or any other activity.
Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.

Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job."
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."

"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"

by FounderEffect September 9, 2012