shove a lightsaber up your ass 

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

shove a lightsaber up your ass by shitless sam April 24, 2018

shove off

The Canadian equivilant of get lost.

Shove off you hoser

shove off by MTCaptain August 13, 2006

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

Shove A Dick Up My Ass by captainclutch October 25, 2011

Shovewilly

something you shout when you are annoyed at a video game

also a religion

Oh Shovewilly!!

Shovewilly by OLLIE THE MONG October 7, 2011

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

shoreline 

noun: a ridiculously large amount of cocaine or methamphetamine lined up in preparation for consumption.

"Damn that restaurant manager is spun. I'll bet he can snort an entire shoreline up his nose."

shoreline by restaurant critic September 1, 2012

shoelace belt 

You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.

People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.

shoelace belt by bigohiostatus April 18, 2008