Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

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Shlimden

The feeling of satisfaction you get when you find space in your cupboard for new items of clothing you know you'll never wear or use

It look good in store but in reality it was just results of the hangover that he had. Suffice to say there was Shlimden when the skivvy fitted in his second draw

by Jigaa March 4, 2024

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shlime time

The act of blowing the contents of your nose into the vaginal area while in the process of “mucking clam”.

Sarah asked, “when are we having shlime time?” I said, “I’m getting sick and the snot is flowing, let me blow my snot in your pu**y.”

by anonymous March 20, 2024

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Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

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