shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.

Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..

by Geigs33 June 13, 2018

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022

Do-Shitty

An jackass from Fresno that doesn’t gaf about anything and claims he’s called that because he doesn’t gaf about anyone or anything

Girl : Hey do you know Do-Shitty
Guy : Yea don’t mess with him he’ll Do you Shitty

by Sophia69 December 9, 2019

Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019

shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.

Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018

Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.

Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"

by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018