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sex

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they get together and cuddle in bed. daddy inserts his pee-pee into mommy's vagina and they get all warm and cuddly, then a baby is made when the sperm fertilizes the mother's egg. And that is how a baby is made.

In non-faggotry terms, sex is the meaning of life, where a male inserts his love rod into a woman's vagina, and make babies.

Be warned, it's unsafe out there in the world of sex. There's STDs that can do some seriously bad shit to you. So go prepared with condoms.
"I really want to have sex with you." John said to jane.

"Can we have a baby?"
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sex

There are three main types of se. One is
vaginal sex: A wonderful activity in which a man gets really horny and has an erectionand repeatadly sticks his erect penis into a womans vagina to cause extreme pain and pleasue.

anal sex: Where a man sticks his erect penis into the womans anus.

oral sex: By far my favorite type of sex. This is where a mon sticks his erect penis in a womans mouth, and she sucks on it and tickles it with her tounge. this is pleasure for both sexes.
Hank and Celeste had vaginal sex last night.

Hank gave Celeste anal sex last night.

Oral sex is fun for both the giver and the reciever!!!
by [}Angel Of Death{] January 23, 2007
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sex

someone can say this when they think somethings really good or plesurable...or reimnds them of sex.It can also just be another word for greatest thing ever. its an adjective
girl 1: wow this chocolate taste reall gud, here taste it.
girl 2: damn, yo, this chocolate is the sex!
by BrOoKlYn95 May 5, 2010
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sex

a sexual intercourse, usually, between a male and a female of same species.
you seriously don't know about sex.
by keogaami July 29, 2017
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sex

i heard sammy has never had sex, she’s 57 with 4 kids!
by txe.hyungg September 29, 2019
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sex

bro... why would you even search this. please grow the fuck up. you need jesus
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sex

An activity where you part yourself in sticking a stick of butter up your ass then proceed to squirt McDonald’s Sprite out of your very own nipples.
6 year old: What’s Sex?

83 year old: Kid, it’s a very sacred ritual. Don’t have sex with woman
by ILuvDictionMyAss January 22, 2021
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