semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

Semi-Somnia

The inability to go to sleep until 3 or 4 in the morning, no matter how tired you are.

I would've gotten to bed earlier, but I suffer from semi-somnia. I couldn't fall asleep until 3.

by Bloe Jackman June 8, 2010

semi-tard

An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.

Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.

by Yablonski March 28, 2007

semi-rando

when someone just shows up where you are at, and it seems random, but really they knew you would be there

so-and-so cruising into the club is semi-rando, because he knows thats where i hang every thursday

by Alison and Amanda December 21, 2007

semi-circle

semi-circle(n.) the part circle in the corner of the soccer field.(se-me sir-cel{with Italian accent})

"Put the ball in the semi-circle" says Mario

by Dr. Kenneth Nillies Water May 12, 2008

Semi-Sweating

Semi-Sweating is defined as a physical phenomenon whereby a homosapien experiences mild perspiration in the upper part of the body but not the lower part.

Homosapiens are prone to semi-sweating.

by Genthiskhan March 11, 2013

semi-penultimate

Third to last.

The cars are just going into the semi-penultimate lap.

by Thorongil June 18, 2013