seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.
Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?
by Bowiejay November 14, 2017
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DEEP-SEEDED

The Word Said/Used When Most People Really Mean to Say DEEP-SEATED, Same Meaning We Just All Say It Wrong Cuz Thats What It Should Be...
Meaning DEEPLY INGRAINED or DEEPLY FELT...
She Had Very DEEP-SEEDED Feelings and Traditions When It Came to How She Felt About Marriage...
by KEVIN-27-YEARS May 29, 2024
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Seed Throat

Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.

The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.

May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.
"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."

"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"
by NRE808 November 09, 2018
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seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.
A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.
by artist6000 December 26, 2014
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Wadabadacress-seeds?

Pronounced "Wa-da-ba-da-cress-seeds" this phrase means "What about the cress seeds?".
It is best used when someone said something smart and thinks they are amazing, or if someone has just insulted you.

By yelling "YEAH BUT, WADABADACRESS-SEEDS!?" one would instantly confuse ones oponent making everyone forget what just happened, giving you the opportunity to slap them in the face and call them what ever tickles your fancy.
Ben: I hate you so much, you're an idiot
Adam: yeah but....Wadabadacress-seeds?
Ben: ...urhm...what?
Adam: *Slap* ..bitch!
by Benrozzamadozza July 12, 2010
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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023
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