Secret Pocket

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.

person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'

by dannyboi86 January 9, 2011

Secret Haters

A word that expresses the relationship between two people which might be described as a 'profound bound' - but instead of loving eachother, they secretly hate eachother. Quite a lot actually.

Person 1: 'I spent the past sixty years hating her.'
Person 2: 'So you've been Secret Haters for that long?!'

by heterosexualsherlock January 28, 2012

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Supposed terrible secret of spacial origin. The space robots will protect you. Do not trust the shover robot. He shoves around the blind people.

"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."

by Rock` April 9, 2003

secret slut

someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance.

Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They were bumpin' uglies for 10 months before we found out!

by dragonsnake June 10, 2009

double secret

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

secret boyfriend

The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.

We should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend

by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

A new cartoon on Cartoon Network.

The characters are monsters called Disgustoids.

The show revolves mostly around gross+stupid humor.
Ages 7-10....

Bleh. If you saw it, go wash your eyes out.

Kid 1: Dude did you watch the new episode of SMFA?
Kid 2: yes, it's very stupid.

Girl 1: Secret Mountain Fort Awesome is soooo stupid.
Girl 2: Agreed.

by mxrlovaforevs August 6, 2011