Second Amendment

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.

“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”

by PyroSabr July 3, 2022

Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 4, 2004

second forty

The time you spend working unpaid overtime. Since a typical U.S. work week is 40 hours, extra work occupies the second 40 hours in a given week.

Management expects me to do that assignment in my second forty.

by Ion Storm January 19, 2009

Second-Handwich

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.

John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.

by k8t419 November 12, 2011

Second Life romance

A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.

Darco and Dona has a torrid affair in Second Life. They totally have a second Life romance

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

14 Second Fingers

To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.

"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"

by eolivine April 3, 2015

Second chance

Something everyone should deserve. Unfortunately this happens very rarely in real life.

Give me a second chance to prove that I can be a good man

by BigManIsBig December 25, 2018