Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008

Scandic

Being muscley!!

Gaz 'You Have a great Scandic Look'
Penny 'You look Scandic'
Gaz 'no I don't'
Penny 'Oh I thought Scandic meant muscley'

by GDoggIII January 25, 2011

Scands

A term usually used in a single declaration, meaning scandalous and unbelievable.

Person A: Did you hear about how Danny hooked up with that one cute girl?
Person B: NO WAY DUDE. SCANDS!

by Bigheadtony March 12, 2011

srub scandals

n.upset males who set out to stir up old negatives i.e. old rumors of another, with the intentions of be vengeful

n. people who intend to ruin apart of your day by instigating old dramatic news

v. to bring up or re-create another's flaws again with the hopes of ruining their reputation.

Boy (upset): " Naw dude, she DID do that!!! Remember?"

Boy 2: " I know. But that happened hella days ago."

**other side of school campus

Girl (upset): "Yeah but HE said it first!"

Girl 2: " I don't care, it's over though!! Let it go, you know it was just another one of his srub scandals."

by asuka200 July 23, 2011

scando

1. a scandalous girl that is DTF but at the same time is actually cool to hang out with hence making her seemingly not slutty in practice. 2. a cool girl that's always DTF. 3. an independent home girl without the drama, who more than likely that doesn't care if you end up having sex with one of the girls you bring along to the party, heck she might even try to get you laid if you don't end up hooking up with her: no strings attached.

The only reason Tracey isn't girlfriend material is because she's a scando, which is more than likely a better relationship anyway because we have sex and chill and I don't have to worry about emotional stuff with her. Not to mention she doesn't get jealous and is always down to party.

by NittyGritty April 15, 2015

scrandom

Adjective- When something is super, crazy, and random all at once!
super+crazy+random=scrandom!!!

Holy Shizzle that movie was SO scrandom! talking penguins??

by -DoubleAA+ March 17, 2009

Scandanger

Angry reaction to an unexpected scandal.
Outrage at the revelation of scandalous details.
Scandangering: Shocked anger provoking intrique and interest.
Scandangerousness: level of anger, shock, or outrage provoked by scandal

Scandanger is often misconstrued as hidden danger from rogue scanners

"Political careers are often ruined due to the scandanger of the populace regardless of the scandal's accuracy or lack thereof."

"Shock jock entertainers thrive on scandanger to keep their audience riveted for more details."

Scandangering: "Certain entertainers whose careers depend on their outrageousness deliberately foster scandanger to keep themselves in the news."

Scandanerousness: "The Dixie Chicks' lead singer underestimated the scandangerousness of her decision to make a negative comment on stage about the president of the United States."

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006