An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.
Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!
The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.
Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.
This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.
We must bring Santa to justice!
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Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!
The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.
Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.
This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.
We must bring Santa to justice!
See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass
OR
Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
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A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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Get the The Santa Clause mug.A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
by Vintage Twinkie October 10, 2008
Get the Santa Cruz mug.A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.
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Get the santa rita high school mug.One of the greatest cities on earth, believe it. The town is just unlike anywhere else in the country. The city is the capital of the great state of New Mexico, and you should go there now!
Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.
Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?
What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.
go there now
Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.
Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?
What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.
go there now
by Melanthex June 25, 2005
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