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Sloppy salmon 

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish
I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

Victoria Salmon Kings 

A professional ice hockey team located in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Manitoba Moose of the AHL, and the Vancouver Canucks of the NHL.
GO VICTORIA SALMON KINGS!!!

string salmon 

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.
"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"
string salmon by cre8tv August 5, 2008

Fighting Salmon 

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.
That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

The salmon

When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.
"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"
The salmon by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017

do the salmon 

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch
do the salmon by swagtown-2012 September 22, 2013