Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

Who made the potato salad?

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.

While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.

by NappyHappy December 18, 2017

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

fruit salad yummy yummy

no one:

wiggles: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

yo fruit salad yummy yummy

by Glix YT May 27, 2019

Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.

"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.

by Gleebic December 5, 2015

salad hair

A player who wears the "Holiday Crown" on their Roblox avatar. Salad hairs are considered online daters (ODers)

Salad hairs suck at Roblox prison games such as Jailbreak.

by RobloxBoi December 9, 2019