When you have sexual intercorse and you pull the d*** out and it has her period blood and your semen and it's sticky af
by Original syrup man December 10, 2016
Get the russian syrup mug.The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king November 20, 2015
Get the russian candlestick mug.A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.
Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 6, 2012
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by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022
Get the Russian Roomba mug.When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree
it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite
by petty jones July 24, 2006
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