A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba
by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022
Get the Russian Roomba mug.A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.
Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 6, 2012
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by Original syrup man December 10, 2016
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Man last night i hated drinking that russian boot. i wish i hadn't lost the bet.
That russian boot tasted like poop
That russian boot tasted like poop
by crinklecutcarrot January 16, 2010
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Get the Russian ThunderCat mug.When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree
it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite
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