river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

river jet

A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.

Look at that man, he’s such a river jet

by hashtagretweet October 20, 2017

river-bottom

being disposed into a river to left to sink while deceased; tied to a heavy object while left to sink alive

"If I don't pay off my debt to my supplier I'll end up river-bottom."

by baphomxt October 19, 2017

river kinman

Beautiful creature

Oh look at that river kinman

by Not Jacob krause February 3, 2018

River Bro

The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.

Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.

by OGRiverBro June 28, 2018

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018