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Retard

You dont call a retard a retard you call your friends a retard when there acting retarded
Slow retard goofy weird dumb
by LjCoolie July 19, 2009
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Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
by Blubid April 20, 2008
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Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
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Retarded

All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.
Oh look at that guy/girl! Such a dumb! Ewww. So retarded
by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018
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Retarded

You
You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(
by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018
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Retard

A derogatory term for people with disabilities but also means stupid idiot etc
Sean Fuck off you retard

Joe Hey shut up
by Boogereater69 January 7, 2021
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Retard

A person with an intellectual disability who has to work millions of times harder for the simple things that we take for granted.
Mike: Is Jimmy a retard?
Carl: Pssh, you know you shouldn't use that word Mike.
by Nugsson December 7, 2019
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