faggotory rape

A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).

Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.

by Legit.Shit. May 29, 2010

base raping

In the Dynasty Warriors series of video games, going around from base to base and slaughtering people, esp. the four Guard Captains in order to gain control of that base.

It's so easy to win, all I do is go around base raping.

Random guy: "Just because we're a supply base doesn't mean we cant fight!"
Lu Bu: "STFU and die bitches."
*rapes the base*
Lu Bu: "Can anybody provide me with a decent challenge?"

by Polarbit March 1, 2007

Tickle Rape

When somebody is tickled against their will.

Generally resulting in a dirty feeling afterwards.

When su-bo man handled Naeem 4 times and tickle raped him until he could stand no more.

Not just a little tickle, a full on 20 second session again & again.

by Vito gonzo July 6, 2011

snuggle rape

1. To snuggle and then have surprise sex

2. To snuggle while having sex

1. *snuggle* I love you so much *BAM sex*

2. They were doing it missionary so they could snuggle into eachother

Can be used in a sentence:

I'd like to snuggle rape the shit out of you

by PassionFaerie March 24, 2008

Thesaurus Rape

When someone uses big words despite the fact that they:
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them

Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....

by Brahma February 3, 2007

Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.

Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.

by Bonamour October 13, 2011

Rape Juice

A puddle of indiscriminate bodily fluids including blood, semen, fecal matter and soft tissue, usually surrounded by empty cans of PBR and well worn rabbit hide condoms. When tested DNA evidence can with 99% positivity link each of the fluids donors to a single family though on most occasions there are 6 or more donors.

The only thing left at the scene of the terrible crime was a steaming cesspool of rape juice.

by ArthursHallShat May 4, 2010