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Don Quick-Oats 

The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
Don Quick-Oats by QuacksO May 10, 2018
Related Words

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

Right Quick 

Real Quick, fast, wont taKE LONG
Let me borrow that right quick
Right Quick by Khanh October 9, 2006

Real quick 

Hey man I gotta borrow your car real quick I'll be right back
Real quick by morepowertome November 28, 2018

Five Quick 

When a person gives 5 quick back-hand slaps in a row. Five Quick is typically administered by one person, to another persons face, as a form of insult, dis-respect, or to show ones disgust. To deliver "Five Quick" in good form the first slap should be soft, then you gradually slap harder and faster.

Key elements of "Five Quick" that set it apart from a regular back-hand slap are:

*5 back-hand slaps in a row
*Start soft/slow
*End hard/quick
*Strength/Speed

Five Quick takes practice to master, but can be a very effective tool if administered properly. Five Quick makes a great slapping sound, and is also an effective threat.
"I busted his lip open with Five Quick."

"Change your tone before I give you Five Quick."

" The last thing I remember is that he gave me Five Quick."

"He is so stupid, that I swear his mother must of gave him Five Quick when he was a baby."
Five Quick by some grub January 19, 2010

Colorado Quick Steps 

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!