pithed

angry, mad, pissed off. ususally used in a playful manner.
a variation of the word "pissed"

"haha you missed the ball!"
"i know man, i'm PITHED. lol."

by tc. April 19, 2008

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

Pathetasist

An individual that is pathetic in every aspect of his/her life and actually seems to embrace it.

"He gets turned down by every girl...even the ugly ones. What a pathetasistic dork!"

by drawonthis March 12, 2009

Pathelmic

A disease known as being completely pathetic, or acting like a fool.

"Look at that completely PATHELMIC dude over there!"

"EW! That girl is PATHELMIC, she scratches her ass in public."

"AJ is PATHELMIC, he stood up a great girl, i'm going to kick his ass."

by CheyThelm June 19, 2009

puthead

one who gets high off mini golf

my grandpa is such a puthead, he steals all our money to go play mini golf at the cheap motel

by friend of a troubled puthead May 3, 2009

Pythagorean Spiral

a verb that means when a very short girl positioned in 90 degree angle (legs straight out and torso straight) , is spun in a spiral by very tall boy, while having sex.

the couple had to leave geometry class to pythagorean spiral one another

by ilovegeometryinuendos January 27, 2010