Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

cunt purse

SG Gowens

SG is such a fucking cunt purse

by Racheal Linger November 11, 2022

purse cat

A cat you can hold by all four legs with one hand without the cat putting up a fight

Oh yeah our cat is a purse cat

by HoodCat2030 November 14, 2021

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011