purse gum

Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.

I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.

by E = (MC)(MC) August 22, 2021

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Purse Word

A Purse Word is a tern of phrase used in certain regions or demographic groups. The words themselves will usually be different depending on the people group using them and are used often in non formal communication. The words are as common as change from ones purse.

"Why don't Y'all come on in fer supper" -Granma

"Wiggity wack? Nope just regular type." -Team Girl Squad

"Hasa diga eebowai!" -Angry Africans.

"I find it interesting to hear all the different dialects using Purse Words that only they might understand." -random guy to stranger in alleyway

by Saxton September 22, 2012

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purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

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Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

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Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

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