Feminist potion

To make the feminist potion you need several ingredients

1. Feminism
2. Lots of money so you can go out and eat after your girlfriend leaves you
3. A bottle of poison
4. Triggeredness
5. Fermented retardedness
6. A father figure
7. A lesbian
8. And finally a overwhelming female presence
Final step is to stir the whole thing in a giant pot, you can have a minimum on 300 doses if you stir it right. Enjoy your intelligence level lowering.

A feminist potion used to turn smart people into a lower intelligence.

by Hoodlands kid af February 24, 2018

Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

French Canadian Poutine

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020

pootisfactory

When one takes a poo that is satisfactory.

My poo time was pootisfactory.

by ThePooGuy October 8, 2011

pootie

1. Noun. Word adopted from the movie Orange County. Originally a type of pacifier, it has evolved into it's permanent definition: some one who is silly; an idiot. Watch how you use it though, it is known to be quite a vulgar insult in some countries.

LOL!!!! wtf u pootie!!11 lol wtf

by THE pootie. That's right. May 11, 2003

Pooties

A word for computers.

Like puter/pootie.

Oh, just y'know, playing with the pooties.

by Jorjamai March 1, 2011

Poutine

Canadian slang for wet fries. Not to be confused with the American-
Poontang: slang for wet pussy.

The poutine on that fox is so slammin'!! That is to say, "Does gravy cum with that"?

by dingleberg November 14, 2006