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puddle drinker

Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).

The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.
"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."
by TheTributeAct May 19, 2022
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Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.
Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE
by thelegending July 15, 2013
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puddle

Mike was a puddle last night when he left the bar.
by Johnny Wagz July 18, 2003
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Puddlenuts

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.
Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
by sixstring3r September 16, 2009
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Cuddle Puddle

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).
After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.
by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017
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puddle jumper

A meth user that consistently abuses the substance.
No one wants to hang out with a fiending puddle jumper.
by katt_85 June 12, 2006
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puddle people

Someone with palms of thier hands and soles of their feet lighter coloured than the rest of their bodies
Did you see that persons hands he is defently From the puddle people
by Nefariousterry July 29, 2018
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