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PTI

Short for Pardon the Interruption.
A show on ESPN featuring Tony k and Micheal W
that's friggin hilarious. plus, its insensitive to Canadians
Did you watch PTI last night?
HECK YES! FUCK Canadians!
by Glue548 December 28, 2005
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PTA

PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*
by sasucks October 2, 2012
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PTE

P.T.E stands for "Penetrate Then Evacuate".

so basically a one night stand really, you would find a hot girl and then get with her then get the hell out of whereever you are.
John Doe: Guess what i did last night?
Parsley frank: wut?
John Doe: I PTE'd your mum hah!
by ChronicYoung July 27, 2009
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PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
John: To musch LAsaga im having a PTSD
YOu: Lasaga hyPE
by that one nibba whom curses November 1, 2017
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PTTD

Post Traumatic Troll Disorder. Symptoms are similar in nature to PTSD, except that this disorder is onset specifically from a trolling event. Examples could include:

1. Photoshopping a picture of your friend's wife sucking your dick, then after you show it to him he feels emotionally numb and upset.

2. Using a digital identity to fool someone into believing you are a devil worshiping psychopath that will murder their entire family with a knife, then after revealing to that person it was a joke, they still have nightmares and are frightened of knives.
3. A husband loses an argument with his wife about getting a cat, then she gloats on Facebook to all his friends about getting a cat against his wishes. The husband no longer enjoys the internet and can't look at cats without becoming depressed.

These are just a few examples that can cause PTTD. It's a serious disease with, the earlier you can diagnose it, the better the outcome.
James is a Manlet who suffered a severe bout of PTTD after being cyberbullied.
by RumpusBoy June 24, 2016
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Ptolemy

He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!
Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”
by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018
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Pterosexual

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.
"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"
by crggg April 30, 2006
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