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by Redbeauty November 9, 2013
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John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
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Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
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