Pareto optimal

A sophisticated way to say, "Life is not always fair"

Person A: How come Hillary Clinton didn't win the 2008 primaries?

Person B: Well...life in many ways is Pareto optimal. Besides I heard from someone that her campaign slogan was, "Anarchy is my policy for men."

by paisleynotes November 2, 2009

poetical

when something is poetic. better alternative to poetic.

Damn stanky Jews, got some cheap ass shoes. -Ben
YO THATS ALL POETICAL AND SHIT -Me

by jewta November 23, 2009

Poet's Row

A series of apartment buildings on Sherman street named after poets in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood. (The Thomas Carlyle, the Louisa May-Alcott, the Emily Dickinson, the Mark Twain, etc...) Most buildings were built in the 1920's and have art-deco architecture and no parking. Which is fine, because they are mostly occupied by hipsters who ride bikes.

I wanted to live downtown, but LoDo is too douchy and I can only afford like $500 a month in rent, so I moved to Poet's Row.

by Shermanandthirteenth February 4, 2010

Phretch

A mix between Phresh and Fetch.

OMG ! Your shirt is sooo Phretch !

Gosh, that kitty is just so Phretch, i could cry !

by Brittque&Aberrrgail May 7, 2011

poetmonger

Someone who writes poems

Andrea is a top selling poetmonger

by Bobby1245 October 21, 2011

poetricate

Poetricate - verb:
The act of creating poetry as a thoughtful and concerted effort.

Past tense: poetricated
Noun: poetrication
Continuing/present tense: poetricating

Example: I haven't poetricated in a while.

Example: I think I feel the need to poetricate; it has been too long since I wrote a poem.

Example: "Hey, man, what are you doing?"

"Just poetricating."

"Sweet, can I hear some of what you wrote?"

by ZMan October 11, 2013

poetographer

Someone who writes poetry and takes photos.

"all she ever does is write and take photos, she's a poetographer!"

by dr0wningmyself April 21, 2014