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chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction
John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today
by ufcgaz December 21, 2010
mugGet the chain-pokingmug.

Poke-Crime

Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.
Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap
by blagels July 11, 2016
mugGet the Poke-Crimemug.

Toe-Poke

Putting your toe in a persons crevice.
Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.
by GarthGreenhand May 17, 2014
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poke show

An event where a vehicle of lesser quality may be purchased at an extremely low price. Vehicles like white 1995 Jeep Cherokees are common at such shows.
Angered young male - "What the hell is your problem? This is a nice car, not something you just go get at a poke show"
by steve310 March 15, 2007
mugGet the poke showmug.

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
by coopnuts August 7, 2012
mugGet the turdle pokingmug.

Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
mugGet the Poke Hoardermug.

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
by Casssass February 28, 2015
mugGet the duck pokingmug.

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