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turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
by coopnuts August 7, 2012
mugGet the turdle pokingmug.

Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
mugGet the Poke Hoardermug.

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
by LMAO observer December 31, 2011
mugGet the bear pokingmug.

poking the pork

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.
by Xool314 May 17, 2011
mugGet the poking the porkmug.

Facebook Poke

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
mugGet the Facebook Pokemug.

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
by Casssass February 28, 2015
mugGet the duck pokingmug.

Poke-Crime

Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.
Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap
by blagels July 11, 2016
mugGet the Poke-Crimemug.

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