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Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined
Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*
by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018
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Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.
1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.
by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006
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sassy pigeons

to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons
That happened to me too, I went to New York and got raped by those sassy pigeons.
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hungry pigeon

A sexual act that takes place between a man and woman (or a man and man.. cuz balls are involved and 2 women wouldnt work cuz they dont have them.)
Step 1: place 2 bread bits between the balls and the penis.
Step 2: the partner makes pigeon noises/ flaps wings, etc. as a mating dance.
Step 3: Partner nibbles at the bread while continuing to exhibit pigeon-like qualities.
Step 4: as bread/balls partner cums, it lands on the head of the nibbler, just like pigeon poop.
Step 5: Both partners dance the night away to conclude the action, while still exhibiting pigeon-like qualities.
Oh, last night was crazy. My boyfriend and I did the hungry pigeon three times, says I.
by THE SHIT IS MINE November 14, 2006
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Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.
by craigb January 18, 2008
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pigeon holing

the act of putting a pigeon(or similar small bird)'s body inside your anus, so that all is visible is the head.
Bill Oddie has been caught pigeon holing on the set of springwatch again!
by le beed November 30, 2009
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pigglets

turds that are pebbles that are so wide its hard to force out causing hemroids.
Omg i shit pigglets.
by g unit October 8, 2004
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