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The strongest man to ever walk the face of the earth. His mere presence causes all of those around him to hit bench PRs. Unfortunately, he is the best to ever live, so Marsheh’s and Kirchner’s can’t even think about competing.
DUDE! He’s achieved his Philippart form.

Gosh, I wish Philippart wasn’t so sexy. He glared at me girl and she got pregnant.
by Philip1111 March 22, 2022
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Philippines

1. Militarily and Economically strategic due to the position between East Asia and the Pacific
2. Forgave Japan for the "horrendous" war crimes and is one of the largest markets for Anime in Asia
3. Has a blossoming animation industry, like Japan. (Asia DLC)
4. Has 10+ million soldiers abroad ready to serve other countries in differing capacities.
5. Speaks Filipino and is more proficient in English.
6. Is fighting the urge to have a dictator's son in office. (Asia DLC)
7. Is nationalistic in nature but super liberal in thought. (Asia DLC)
8. ASEAN is the child and is also in a custody dispute with 4 other nations. Don't ask why.
9. Had 4 colonizers. IDK if Britain wanted it though?
10. Wants Sabah but Malaysia was a jerk and we needed to fight them. Why?
11. Makes good Chocolate.
12. Karaoke is made by us but Japan helped make it popular.
13. Has a grudge against China. Is Xiao Pao made of cat meat?
14. Eats with a spoon and fork though we prefer chopsticks sometimes.
15. Is a fat ass target for Ethnobaiting and so are Japan and Korea S.
16. Filipinos are massive otakus and are hardcore Anime fans though we are "Conservatives"
I F*CKING LOVE ASIA, I WANNA GO TO JAPAN AND READ MANGA. GO TO THE PHILIPPINES TO RELAX IN THE SAND. AND TO LISTEN TO K-POP WHILE ON A KOREAN RAIL NETWORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022
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Philippines

1. Marcoses and MARTIAL LAW
2. It Is rich on paper but shit is poor here
3. China bullies us every day and we're always sold out to them
4. It is Doomed to everything
by HakuraRyukothesniper June 13, 2022
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Philippines

The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia
It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean and consists of around 7,641 islands that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. The Philippines is bounded by the South China Sea to the west, the Philippine Sea to the east, and the Celebes Sea to the southwest. It shares maritime borders with Taiwan to the north, Japan to the northeast, Palau to the east and southeast, Indonesia to the south, Malaysia to the southwest, Vietnam to the west, and China to the northwest. The Philippines covers an area of 300,000 km² and, as of 2021, it had a population of around 109 million people, making it the world's thirteenth-most populous country. The Philippines has diverse ethnicities and cultures throughout its islands. Manila is the country's capital, while the largest city is Quezon City.
by ihandlethisidk September 8, 2022
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philippe

Noun:

1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.

2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.

3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.

Adjective:

1. Nonsensical.

Verb (used with object) :

1. To bullshit.

2. To disregard reason as a whole.

3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces
My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.

That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!
by Irritanus September 14, 2022
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Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off
by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023
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Philippinditis

The term used to be only for Filipinos who were excessively prideful about their country (the Philippines), but now it spans to any nationality who is also prideful.
Nate may have a case of Philippinditis because he’s very prideful about his home country, Spain.
by Shidare May 24, 2023
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