pausebuttenism

One who uses the pause butten repeativly in order to jack-off.

I had a bad case of "pausebuttenism" when watching Morgan Webb review games on X-Play.

by Heatseekingsizor May 19, 2009

Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011

phapsody

A musical masturbation session. To listen to music while masturbating, or to watch a porno with background music.

"Dude I recognized the music in a porno I watched the other day, it was a pretty awkward phapsody."

by Christ Figure January 6, 2012

Phansplosion

A sudden outburst if emotions caused by looking at pictures of Dan and Phil (phan).

I was feeling Phansplosion when I saw that picture of Dan and Phil's wedding in Japan.

by PhanDaddy April 24, 2017

Phas-se

A Guy With Down syndrome but he’s actually Batman

He’s such a phas-se.

by batman_74 August 7, 2020

Bad Pause

When you pause a Video, Film or Movie in a place that leaves one or more of the cast pulling stupid faces and looking like utter idiots.

Person1 - Dude, pause the video a sec, I'm off to get some popcorn.
Person2 - *pauses film* Oh shit, look at Robert Pattinson; Bad pause....
Person3 - Why the hell are you watching Robert Pattinson?!

by Matty Maggot June 29, 2010

Conversational pause

An awkward pause in a good conversation in which both of the people run out of things to say and are are frantically racing through their heads to find something interesting to talk about. Once one of them finds something to say, its usually just plain random and not connected to the previous conversation in anyway.

Person 1: ...And the next thing you know, the nigger started jumping him for his hotdog..

Person 2: ..wow that sucks......

~l o n g p a u s e~

Person 1: so.. what gaming system you got?

Person 2: ....*sigh*...we gotta come prepared with stories so we won't have that uncomfortable conversational pause..

Person 1: right.

by Slicknife April 30, 2010