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Pecan Sandie

A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.
She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.
by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006
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Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.
John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.
by John January 9, 2004
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PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS
MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL
by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011
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Peanut butter pussy

I'm gonna get me some peanut butter pussy tonight!
by GirlyEm July 20, 2010
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
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May Contain Peanuts

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
by Alex August 28, 2003
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peanut

" Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
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by misstink21 March 15, 2010
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