aubrea pena- pronouced ah-bree- pen-ya.
she's a prostitute.
she's taken, but still lives with 27 cats.
she has beautiful big eyes.
she's my bestfriend.
i hate her.. i mean.. i love her.
she's super fun to hangout with.
if you met her, she'd probably be mean to you at first.
when i first met her, i slapped her in the face. that's what taught her to be mean to people when she first meets them.
she's fat. not really.
she likes to watch porn. it's her favorite thing to do.
she loves making piggy faces and saying QUACK QUACK during 5th period.
she's a sophmore.
SHE'S THE BIGGEST SLUT YOU'LL EVER MEET. BEWARE.
she's a freak.
oh..
she isn't really a she.
when aubrea was born, she was born a Mason. (she's really a man.) she didn't like having a penis though. she always tried to get it sucked up inside the vaccum hose..
when she was 7 she underwent a sex change.
she got her voice change, name changed, everything changed. she took hormone pills to grow boobs.
okay. so most of the stuff i've told you about her is a lie.
she does have beautiful big eyes.
and she's taken. by Dustin Walker.
she doesn't live with 27 cats.
she really does like watching porn.
and she's my bestfriend.
BFFFFF. I LOVE YOU.
she's a prostitute.
she's taken, but still lives with 27 cats.
she has beautiful big eyes.
she's my bestfriend.
i hate her.. i mean.. i love her.
she's super fun to hangout with.
if you met her, she'd probably be mean to you at first.
when i first met her, i slapped her in the face. that's what taught her to be mean to people when she first meets them.
she's fat. not really.
she likes to watch porn. it's her favorite thing to do.
she loves making piggy faces and saying QUACK QUACK during 5th period.
she's a sophmore.
SHE'S THE BIGGEST SLUT YOU'LL EVER MEET. BEWARE.
she's a freak.
oh..
she isn't really a she.
when aubrea was born, she was born a Mason. (she's really a man.) she didn't like having a penis though. she always tried to get it sucked up inside the vaccum hose..
when she was 7 she underwent a sex change.
she got her voice change, name changed, everything changed. she took hormone pills to grow boobs.
okay. so most of the stuff i've told you about her is a lie.
she does have beautiful big eyes.
and she's taken. by Dustin Walker.
she doesn't live with 27 cats.
she really does like watching porn.
and she's my bestfriend.
BFFFFF. I LOVE YOU.
by savannahjo October 27, 2011
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Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.
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literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.
'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021
Get the kai pantaleo mug.A five pointed figure consisting of 5 equal lines, formed in a manner as to have each line intersect with two others before meeting a point. Used in some religions.
I. The pentagram on the paper was completely malformed.
II. We placed the baby on the pentagram engraved on the floor and stabbed it in the heart, as to appease the demon.
II. We placed the baby on the pentagram engraved on the floor and stabbed it in the heart, as to appease the demon.
by Sir Kelvinaeus December 10, 2008
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by benji haynes June 5, 2005
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