Pentagoganal

Emanating from one of the 5 points of the the pentagon. A nerdy approach to looking at the mundane qualities of life, from many angles, and often ridiculing them.

She took a pentagoganal view on the current youtube video and tore it to shreds.

by Supertou.ch May 11, 2010

Penticulum

A group of more than one hipster; A gang of hipsters.

The penticulum denounced Arcade Fire after they won a Grammy.

We were having so much fun then a penticulum arrived.

You will never be as splendid as my penticulum.

by grizzlysharkfeast March 11, 2011

Pentatexter

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

pentabox

The roughly pentagonal or diamond-shaped container that Chinese food or other take-out food sometimes comes in.

For only $6.00, you can get a nice-sized pentabox of Singapore noodles at this take-out place.

by pentozali April 12, 2012

pentoute

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever

boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Pentofted

As in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. They say "Hey" and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. That person then cuts in to your conversation with another "Hey" and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.

Them - "hey!"
You - "Hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up......."
Them "Tja John Pentoft här"
You, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
"Oh man you just been Pentofted"

by JIvey October 3, 2013