Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

Swag Penguin

one who has tremendous swag. with the ability to pick up any girl of guy in a matter of minutes.

Hudson? That kid's a swag penguin!

by Cmillzyo July 20, 2011

pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!

Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.

by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004

Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.

The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!

by ThePeej October 10, 2008

Penguin Shit

The Linux operating system

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

penguin ass

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking

As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know

by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 1, 2009