finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

Pencil Whipping

At the end of a golf round, Pencil Whipping is the act of adding a few strokes to a hole or multiple holes of your opponent.

Mike: Alright, I had a 3,4,5,4, and 6 on the first 5 holes. Do you have the same?

Ryan: Actually, I have you down for a 4,7,6,4,8. I think I am correct.

Mike: Are you kidding me! Your just pencil whipping me!

by Jut254 July 11, 2010

I'll pencil you in

To make definite plans to meet with someone. As in writing your name in an appointment book.

I'm free Thursday afternoon, so I'll pencil you in.

by jafo May 19, 2004

pencil test

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black

hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black

by adam nicolia August 25, 2008

pencil tack

A small thumb tack with a tiny pencil instead of a metal point.

Your a mud whomper short of a pencil tack.

by Dannqum May 26, 2006

pencil penis

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

by Consternation June 18, 2017