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Penaloffaloffalous

An inbred elephant with a penis for a trunk.
Dan: Damn that is a big elephant. Does is it have a penis for a trunk?
Steven: No, that is not an elephant, its a Penaloffaloffalous, an inbred elephant.
by soultaker January 25, 2013
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penalanus

a penis sticking out of a male/females butthole and accasionaly bleeds uncontrollably. this is perfect for bisexual people.
that penalanus is soo slick
by Jake the Boss April 19, 2014
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Penalcolada

A beverage made of pineapple with a hint of some tequila or rum mixed with a man's penis. (Penal)
Hey daddy can I get a drink. Yeah baby, you want a penalcolada? Of course daddy. You want it virgin? It's never virgin silly.
by Jodaddy72 September 9, 2016
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penalty shoot out

Where two guys blow their load into someone elses mouth and who ever gets the most shots in wins
Man! Pete and I were having a game of penalty shoot out and pete didn't sink a single one!
by Dnarlow November 16, 2016
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Penalized

Wanna get penalized
by Merklliop April 11, 2019
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penal exam

when your PP hurts and you need it to be looked at.
Did you get your penal exam?
by EmPtYpApEr1 February 19, 2020
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Penaldo

The term "Penaldo" is a nickname given to Cristiano Ronaldo by some football fans and critics. It is a play on words combining "penalty" and "Ronaldo."

One of the reasons behind this nickname is Ronaldo's reputation for being exceptionally skilled at converting penalty kicks. Throughout his career, Ronaldo has displayed remarkable accuracy and composure when taking penalties, often finding the back of the net. As a result, some individuals, particularly rival fans or critics who may have a negative view of Ronaldo, started using the term "Penaldo" as a way to mock his reliance on penalties to score goals.
Example #1:
Commentor: Penaldo is now stepping up to take the winning penalty.

Example #2:
The Stadium is chanting Penaldo every time he steps up for a penalty

Example #3:

CR7 Hater: "Of course, Penaldo managed to score again, but only because the referee gifted him a penalty like always."
by DABLOCK970 May 15, 2023
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