Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

pandoable

Good enough for CoVid times.

How your new crush Scott?

Not great, but pandoable.

by Hamakua February 28, 2021

Pandorized

The action of completely screwing up what could be an awesome playlist.

Listening to Mr. Brightside by The Killers on a pandorized System of a Down playlist which should only consist of genres such as alternative metal, nu metal, heavy metal, hard rock, and progressive metal

by JiZZl3 March 11, 2021

Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.

I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.

by Strobesauce April 11, 2021

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

Pandemnesia

When you realize that you have forgetten things because you haven't been thinking about them during the pandemic

Hey Jhon, I believe to have some pandemnesia about how to use cutlery, this whole pandemic I've used my hands.

by Mack Prince April 29, 2021

pandemic generation

The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020

My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.

by Etewilak May 4, 2021