when two people are in a toxic relationship that doesn't allow them to do things alone. They always have to do things together or not at all. Pretty much they ditch all social gatherings if one of them disagrees on going.
Shit that we people say:
"We won't be going to that party because she doesn't let me go to places where there are other girls"
"We can't make it to your birthday dinner because he doesn't want to leave the house"
"We won't be going to that party because she doesn't let me go to places where there are other girls"
"We can't make it to your birthday dinner because he doesn't want to leave the house"
by 4evadoggingthegirls March 06, 2017
by McLovin12 March 22, 2008
something that doesnt exist
by the avrg neo-nazi September 16, 2023
A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."
Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.
Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.
Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.
Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.
Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.
Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.
Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.
Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.
Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.
Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.
Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
by A ghost, probably April 16, 2018
A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.
by Sicilian Cowboy July 07, 2023
Person 1: "Hey you heard of the Gaagandu people?"
Person 2: "Yea I've heard those guys are fucking awesome"
Person 1:*sigh*"I wish i was one of them"
Person 2: "Yea I've heard those guys are fucking awesome"
Person 1:*sigh*"I wish i was one of them"
by Mankinddd March 10, 2010
(n) Genome of homo ertectus, typically thriving in the Midwest of the United States, can usually be distinguished by their lack of/ yellowing of teeth, sporadic covering with meaningless tattoos, and minimal clothing (see Wife Beater, Cut off shirt). Can be found in trailer parks, walmarts, and local lake “beaches”, usually driving a Ford passenger vehicle (town car, crown Victoria, mustang, etc.) although typically claiming to be part of white supremacy gangs, will be blaring rap music/ Lil Nas X over blown out speakers and subwoofers. Diet consists of ramen noodles, totinos pizzas, and Monster energy drinks. Most smoke 100mm light cigarettes and flick the still burning butt with no regard to surroundings(in the water, on the road, into dry brush pile). And of course, if not slamming Monsters, can be found in the wild with a light beer in hand.
I wanted to go fish the creek this Memorial Day weekend, but it is infected with fucking lake people!
I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!
I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!
by KrayTom May 27, 2019