immuno-optimism

Positive thinking regarding one's immune system especially when one's faced with probable or widespread contagion.

Leo: Are you sure you want to come over for dinner? My sister has chicken pox, my dad has the flu, and I'm still getting over the clap.
Kay: Sure, I'm not worried, I never get sick.
Leo: Wow babe, that's some serious immuno-optimism.

by schulwitz April 10, 2012

pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.

John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.

by Pittsburghtuna February 15, 2014

Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

Rectal optimitis

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

by Possumpecker February 8, 2018

Dell Optiplex 380

The WORST computer you can find, it honestly runs worse than an actuall potato.

Hey man have you played the new PC game?

Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.

by xX_Thiccest_NiBBa_Xx June 1, 2018

Doomer Optimism

A collective dedicated to discovering regenerative paths forward, highlighting the people working for a better world, and connecting seekers to doers.

Things are bad but let’s stay positive and follow a path of doomer optimism

by Longyear April 27, 2022

Blind Optimism

to be optimistic without any reason.

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.

by zishy August 12, 2014