spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017

Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.

Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion

by De_Beeron January 8, 2018

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020

Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.

I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.

by Danack November 27, 2020